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The Sloanyard

Plus: Nike SB's "QuickStrike," Koston edgng, Dexter's parasite, and more.

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Backside brigadier

Plus: Olympic skateboarding wrap-up, Burnquist on HBO and NFTs, collabs, Berrics back? and more.

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Here we are, where we have always been

Chris Cole and skateboarding’s foundational inability to hold itself — and its heroes — to account.

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What if faster won't work?

Jagger, waxed? A special report from Mike Munzenrider. Plus: Olympic skateboard street recap, the Gray Lady swings, misses, and more.

In Competition

Gold glimmers in a river of shit | Paris 2024 Olympic skateboarding primer

Contenders, wildcards, predictions, moral failings, and more.

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It's not you, it's our limited synergies

Plus: RIP Alltimers (officially), RIP Supreme (eventually), Michael Mackrodt is fishing, Jhancárlos González Ortiz is clocked in, and more.

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Two guys getting to do their stuff

Plus: Is this skateboarding? Vol. 26. Andy Anderson and Jacopo, There Skateboard's warm and fuzzies, the three strains of Olympic skateboarding stories, and more.

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How to spend $850k and alienate people

Plus: Jimmy Butler goes Xtreme, ASICS takes over NYC, Vans debuts a new shoe in... Roblox, and more.

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PROs on the mound

Plus: Olympic skateboarding stats and consultants, time stops for Alltimers, some additional whinging, and more.

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Donkey on deck

Plus: Tony Hawk makes iced coffee at home, some whinging about consumerism, Nyjah Huston is a free-spirited creative badass(?), and GO OILERS.

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Team Old-Timey Butterscotch Flavor Pork Rinds for the win

Plus: a dispatch from special correspondent Max Harrison-Caldwell, Stu Kirst's wall, Eldridge and Wilson besmirch the humble toothpick, and more

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Real life happens in between

Don Luong on Toy Machine’s "Real Life Sucks" and making skate videos with heart.