Billowing White Sheets

XXXL tees and aspiring Conservative insurrection.

Sacrifices We Make (and Our Leaders Don't)

Maybe it isn't the best time to fly to St. Barts or Barbados or Hawaii or Arizona or California or Mexico or the UK or

Sweet, Stale Little Lies

Fake bread, old tricks, and how neither are great but still edible.

Money, Midler, and the McRib

About seven-hours into the NBA’s Christmas Day game schedule, two things were abundantly clear: Kevin Durant and the McRib were back. After missing the entirety of the 2019-2020 season with an Achilles injury, Durant earned 29 points over 33 minutes of play against the Celtics. It was a return