Steve Berra shames a teen | Simply Ranked

Plus: Paris 2024, Olympic brain freeze, King of Fedoras, and more.

Maybe He's Got a Wet Board

Olympic skateboarding qualifiers and playing the game.

Posting Through Your Own Mortality

Tony Hawk is retiring... tricks.

Messy, Fleshy Hero Worship

"THIS GOTTA BE THE MOST DEDICATED THING I'VE EVER SEEN SOMEONE DO FOR ME.."

An Emotional History of St. Anthony's Hubba

Or learning to let yourself be vulnerable at the spot.

Being Online and In Feelings

A switch varial flip made me cry.

In The Galaxy Light of The Miracle

Strained parallels between balcony birds and the sad means and ends of social media success.

Billowing White Sheets

XXXL tees and aspiring Conservative insurrection.

Sacrifices We Make (and Our Leaders Don't)

Maybe it isn't the best time to fly to St. Barts or Barbados or Hawaii or Arizona or California or Mexico or the UK or

Sweet, Stale Little Lies

Fake bread, old tricks, and how neither are great but still edible.

Money, Midler, and the McRib

About seven-hours into the NBA’s Christmas Day game schedule, two things were abundantly clear: Kevin Durant and the McRib were back. After missing the entirety of the 2019-2020 season with an Achilles injury, Durant earned 29 points over 33 minutes of play against the Celtics. It was a return