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The poetry of your index and ring fingers meeting

Plus: Goodbye Georgia Banks, Hello Glue crew, Jeezy's cosmic connection and more.

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Fun in the time of personal decay

Plus: Caballerial to Sugarcane, a matter of meaning, notable goodbyes, - sb and more.

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Human desire, invisible cage

Plus: Suffering the joy, a timely resurrection, T-Funk soars and more.

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On the mound, we are dripless, utterly devoid of swag

Plus: Tony's big precious bone, ☆The Violet Promo☆, props to my lord and saviour, and more.

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Full-frontal cortex

Plus: Cruel benches, Kien Caples, time of the superstunt and more.

Where did my pants go?

A special investigation.

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The Jaws of Tetris

Plus: Our personal Dr. Peppers, sad Berries, the take industrial complex and more.

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Slamming is back

Plus: so is Ishod, #PaidAds, Oscar betting lines and more.

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Bear in the machine

Plus: Sergeant in the Monster Army, going out to eat, roses and more.

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Imagine you're Wolfgang Puck

Plus: A new heelflip champion emerges, Spanky, fav celeb couples to invite to your wedding and more.

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Aging and trying

Plus: Jumping the shark, Shane Farber, The Fundamentals of Skateboard Judging and more.

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Wherever you go, there you are (quack quack)

Plus: Branding your heartbreak, Mob Grip is terrible, Elden Ring is not and more.